Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!