Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...