How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.