You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...