Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...