It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...