Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...