How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...