Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
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New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
what men hear when women speak
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I love my wife
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Proctologists
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New rules for dieting!
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Top10 things men know about women…
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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...