Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...