We are the best of friends
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Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Short Christmas Jokes
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How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...