Clinton strikes out.
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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
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1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
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Insult Collection #12
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