Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...