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You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...