The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...