Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.