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Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
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God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
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A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Millennia Year Application Software System
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Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...