Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....