What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...