May I take your order…
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Peanuts
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An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
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A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
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Grenade pin
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Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....