A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...