Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...