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Laugh twice
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Signs that you may be a drunk!
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Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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Lawyers take everything
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Why Women Live Longer
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There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...