Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...