If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...