yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....