Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...