Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...