Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...