Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...