My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
The power of shifting
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...