A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...