May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...