Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...