Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!