Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...