What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....