More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...