Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...