Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Four anti road protesters?
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New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
50/50 relationship
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A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...