Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...