Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...