Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...