Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...