What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...