How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...