The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...