Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...