elephant sex
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How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
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Are the pilots flying blind?
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A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...