What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...